the worst thing

Having a stuffy nose is top 10 worst things in life :(

greetings:

waking up from hangover like

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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